justbadpuns:

A criminals best asset is his lie ability

scandalousladysuggestion:

be outraged, but not surprised, by a man’s utter lack of tact and grace.

fursasaida:

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

me trying not to make impulse purchases when i’m sad

lilmissvirgo:

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

03josten:

03josten:

03josten:

stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it

oh my god i’m so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it

would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this

homofied:

caramelassandlotsofcash:

theshitneyspears:

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

2020: rich bitch

bimboid:

moodbig:

hatin:

I honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible i just want to travel the world but i want someone by my side along my journey 

audidas:

white person: r u Indian
Me: ya r u white
White: for u to call me white… In my own house. For you to come into my house and cal me white
Me: this isn’t even ur hou-
White: for you to disrespect me like this and called me white when I’m 12.5% Portuguese